The Missing Signs

Chapter 1:

In Concrete Crazy elementary School, a kid named Dumbdude was with his friends Macaroni and Butt. They were all in the same classroom in the fourth. The teacher Mrs. Smash Your Head Down was teaching all students in the school. Here is what she wrote: "A blew berd flue on Cuncreate Cranky Ewlometary scowl. Prinsipell-Mr. Mushroom. Ascistent princepel: Mr. Glasses" A kid named Smartypants said:" Did you check your spelling? If you spelled the way I do, you would be correct." Here is what he wrote:"A blue bird flew on Concreate Crazy Elmentry School. Principal-Mr.Mushroom, Assistant Princpal-Mr.Glasses."

It was pack up time.
Dumbdude needed to use the bathroom. He went with Macaroni and Butt. As Dumbdude walked with his friends, they kept talking and didn't notice they were going into the girls' bathroom. When the girls came in, Dumbdude asked:"Why are you in the boys bathroom?" The girls got so mad they punched Dumbdude and his partners out and the girls said:"Read!" And Dumbdude read so did his friends. They were all surprised. "Uh!!!" said Dumbdude. He was very crazy. They went out. Macaroni remembered something. "We forgot the pppppass." They ran to class and slowed down. "I just remebered something."said Dumbdude. Macaroni was curious. He thought what would something happen at the bathroom. There weren't any bathroom signs on the other one. There was fifteen minutes before they left. Dumbdude grabbed Macaroni and Butt's hands. Dumbdude raced to the third floor."WWWhere are we going?"asked Macaroni and Butt at the same time. "To the third floor." replied Dumbdude. "Slow down, Dumbduuuude. My pants are falling." said Butt. Bam! They knocked down a door of a first grade classroom. They fell like dominoes.

After they passed the classroom, they continued running and when they reach the third floor, they saw two girl's bathrooms. On the other side, it still had girl's bathrooms. Macaroni realized that ten minutes past. "Guys, ten minutes just passed." said Macaroni. Dumbdude raced up. The class left but the door was still open. They packed as fast as they can. "Meet me at night at twelve o' clock sharp with a flashlight and any keys you have to open any doors or seceret codes. " Dumbdude told everybody.

Chapter 2:

Dumbdude told everything to his parents what they did and that he needed to go to an investigation. So his parents allowed him to go. Luckily, Dumbdude's mom was a P.T.A member. She had every key to every classroom. She even had every seceret code. Dumbdude had a flashlight. At midnight twelve o' clock sharp, Macaroni, Butt and Dumbdude met and got into the school's hall.

Dumbdude showed the keys, seceret codes and explain how to solve them and a map of the whole school and everything inside of the school. He even told them plan A, B, and C. Butt brought see-through glasses and showed how to use them. He even told them that it could see invisible objects. Butt remebered he had a pack of batteries so when the power was out, he could have power. Macaroni had ice that would never melt so they wouldn't fall asleep.

It was time to start plan A. Plan A was to count the security cameras on all the floors and log them out. Dumbdude saw someone's shadow. He ran so fast but no one was there. Dumbdude wore his see-through glasses and saw writing on the wall. Before he even started reading it, Dumbdude came. He heard that Macaroni shouted to him: "Look what I found! A boys bathroom sign, and behind it was a machine! It was in a girl's locker room. " "I'm in heaven " said Butt. "We are only gonna stop at plan B" Now only one sign was found. But the mystery is not yet solved.

Chapter 3:

Dumbdude and his friends decided who would take all the boys bathroom signs and replace them with girl's bathroom signs. We'll descuss this tomorrow in the school pa

Chapter 4:

They met together under a bridge. They discussed who might be behind the scene of the crime. They used a flashlight and found nothing. They found four clues. The clues were a boomerang, a stick, a boy's bathroom sign and and a piece of cloth. In next trip, they found invisible footprints. The footsize were size two.

There was a message, and three jars with different colors. Macaroni took the paper. (since he was a good reader.) The message said: Dear Dumbdude, Macaroni and Butt,
Use these three jars to create invisible ink. After you created the invisible ink, take any flashlight and see the ink. In the bottom of the letter it didn't have a closing.

Dumbdude was thinking. Macaroni was making fire so he can see any invisible ink on the letter. Macaroni knew how to becareful with fire. Butt was inventing a measuring stick with only twigs and leaves.

When Butt was finished he marked the inches with the ax that his parents bought him. The ax wasn't real it was just a toy. When Butt finished Macaroni found the answer to the question. Dumbdude wrote down what everyone had seen. It wasn't long before Dumbdude saw something drop. When Dumbdude went where the thing he saw something drop, there was nothing. He opened the flashlight that can see invisibility. Still nothing that was strange. Dumbdude thought nothing + nothing = nothingest? He knew that nothingest isn't a word and also it wasn't right.

Dumbdude went back to his friends. They went to discuss what they builded, discovered and made. Butt shared his first. It was called the measuring stick. It had big leaf for every exact inch and a smaller leaf for every half inch and the smallest leaf for every quarter inch. so it will be easier to measure how tall the liquid will be. Macaroni showed Dumbdude and Butt the answer to the letter. Dumbdude told Macaroni and Butt that he heard something and saw something drop. But when he went to where the thing drop nothing he also shouted out no one even claimed it.

Dumbdude told Macaroni and Butt with his organs bursting that this mystery is driving him crazy.

Chapter 5: On the next day, somrthing strange happened. Dumbdue woke Macaroni. " Today is tomorrow and tomorrow is yesterday. Wake up! cried Dumbdude "look outside. Do you see anything strange happened?" said Butt Macaroni put his glasses on. and chanted out "yes. On the hill has many cannons." " And you know what" cried Dumbdude "what" said Macaroni and Butt at the same time. " We Can watch the war." " But we're in the center of this war so we better hurry and pack up. Our perents paid money for a bigger hotel." said Dumbdude calmly.

The group ran onto a taxi and squish in the small car. The car was small but it was fast.

When they got in the hotel, the kids went swimming in the pool. The next day the family went to watch people playing Chinese chess in a school. It was getting hot outside so they had ran so fast bursted through the doors and actualy knocked them down and opened the air conditioner. "Boy, was it hot today" said Dumbdude.

"Great news guys" Dumbdude replied out loud "the hotel lent us a letter that we can play the instruments in the first floor and the hotel people will put the instruments out so we'll be ready.

Chapter 6:

It was time to recite. Bumbdude plays the saxophone, Marararoni plays the violin and Butt will be playing the drums. Dumbdude's head was shaking. That's what Dumbdude does when he's excited. Macaroni just found out that they don't know what song we're going to play that all three can play. But right before they got down to the first floor they decided to play "My Heart Will always go on " When the concert was fineshed Dumbdude and the gang won first place. That was so cool.

During the next day, they went fishing. Butt and Dumbdude caught fish Macaroni caught a soaked paper It said: In this water one of you will catch a shoe. That was very wierd

" I cauaght the shoe" cried Butt triumphantly. " Great whats inside it ?" said Dumbdude curiosly. " paper to us by no one. said Butt

The kids see what is in the shoe. Every paper had a number. The first one said : xiz ep zpv ibwf up tpmwf uijt nztusz, for these two days, Dumbdude went in the library and get every language book and see if there was the same writing on the first letter but Dumbdude coudn't find the answer to it. He thought of it. It maybe be a seceret code.

Chapter 7: It was true. He got a book about the seceret codes and he read it. He did find out what it said. It said: "Why do you have to solve this mystery?"

Butt invented a super seceret code solver. It's just like a films in the movies exept this one can tell you every answer from a seceret code. The one Butt invented was out of toilet paper for the so you can see the writing on and the toilet cap for the camera to put it on, flashight for the light with the bottum cutted, a big tape holder for the toilet paper, a plugger for the power sorce and a on off button.

Now they have every letter solved. Macaroni was reading books. Dumbdude and Butt needed help. They called Macaroni for a small jet plane. They needed to put engine and the steering wheel. It was a very small jet right now but Butt just formulated a machine that will transfer the small thing into a humungus one. Dumbdude made three driver's Licens. Very shortly they tested it out. It was great, nothing was wrong.
Very shortly, they took off. "Hey look, I found a boy's bathroom sign!" shouted Dumbdude. "Nice" said Macaroni. Dumb dude turned the sign and saw a letter. "open it shouted Butt. Dumbdude opened it and gave it to Macaroni. "What!" "what!"WHAT!!" Macaroni said "this is stupid!" Dumbdude and Butt gathered around Macaroni and read the letter. It said: Dear Dumbdude , Macaroni, and Butt,
Dumbdude are you a dude thats stupid? Macaroni, do you have cheese in your body? And Butt, are you stinky since you fart a lot?I want to know that all of the answers are yes.
sincerelly,
anonymes
" Dam. This guy is gay or if the person is a girl lesibian" cried Macaroni smacking his head. "I know he's crazy, but we can't just give up. We have to find those signes even if our body's feels like carzy cold groovy girls. We got to find those darn dam old stupid signes." exclaimed Dumbdude. Butt shouted" Okay. We will find those darn dam old stupid signes."They walked
to the library and borrowed books that are english. Macaroni started reading. They were all how solve mysteries. "hey guys, I have a detective set. It has a magnefine glass, a book, hose, a invisible ink jar and a invisible light finder." said Butt. "what is a invisible light finder?" Dumbdude asked curiously. " It is a gadget that finds invisible writing anywhere." Macaroni said
Chapter 8: Dumbdude wondered " where were the signs and who got the guts to do this drunken thing. Maybe he drank beer? " Butt spurted out " I found a cape and a shadow. Should we follow it? " Macaroni " yes run." Then they all ran so fast no saw then until "bump. ""Um he he hi." Watch it careless dude." The lady said. "ok. Nno wait. Stay there you dimwit. I'm a woman so see me punch you until you learned that you are careless. and I'm especially not a dude. "The woman punched Macaroni like a rattlesnake bites. Macaroni ran away from the woman. Until he smashed into a statue and said" you want a piece of me huh???" Macaroni punched the statue so hard until he heard Dumbdude say "hurry up you dimwitted nerd." They ran back to the hotel. "Now what do we do?" asked Butt. "Can I please have a match?" Macaroni said